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Greenbelly by Bellwoods Brewery

A Beer’s Guide to Idiots is drinking a Greenbelly by Bellwoods Brewery at Untappd at Home

After 9 Greenbellies at 10%ABV, my white belly seems to be growing and making sounds I’m both familiar and unfamiliar with. On one hand it’s saying “please stop” and on the other it’s saying “maybe if you eat 4 bags of chips, your wife will come back.”

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Raving Loops of Computer Music by Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery

A Beer’s Guide to Idiots is drinking a Raving Loops of Computer Music by Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery at Kahshe Lake

My favourite computer music is the old school sounds of my dial up modem whirring and crackling. There’s nothing quite like deleting an entire 12 pack in the time it takes for 5 naked pictures of Pam Anderson to fully appear on a screen. Take. Me. Back.

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Paradise Delight by Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery

A Beer’s Guide to Idiots is drinking a Paradise Delight by Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery at Grant's Bay, South Kahshe Lake

Another solid effort from FMCB. But as we know, effort and execution arent the same. For instance, I’ve made tremendous efforts to get off the booze and my execution has been poor, at best. But at the same time, I don’t want my kids to think I’m a quitter

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NAZIONALE by BIRRIFICIO AGRICOLO BALADIN - Baladin Indipendente Italian Farm Brewery

A Beer’s Guide to Idiots is drinking a NAZIONALE by BIRRIFICIO AGRICOLO BALADIN - Baladin Indipendente Italian Farm Brewery at Untappd at Home

If you take the “ONALE” out of the name of this beer, you’re left with a truly unfortunate situation. Do you guzzle it in direct opposition of WW2 Germany? Or dump it down the drain and let evil win the day? Morally I’m obligated to drink at least 30.

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Fields of Gold (Level 10) Earned the Fields of Gold (Level 10) badge!

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WAYAN by BIRRIFICIO AGRICOLO BALADIN - Baladin Indipendente Italian Farm Brewery

A Beer’s Guide to Idiots is drinking a WAYAN by BIRRIFICIO AGRICOLO BALADIN - Baladin Indipendente Italian Farm Brewery at Untappd at Home

Wayan the world wouldn’t you drink 27 of these and then go to Olive Garden and say to the servers “you call this Italian!?” over and over again using your best Sopranos impersonations.

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Hopped Down (Level 82) Earned the Hopped Down (Level 82) badge! 99 Bottles (Level 80) Earned the 99 Bottles (Level 80) badge!

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