Matt Parker is drinking a La Chouffe Blond by Brasserie d'Achouffe at Untappd at Home
Needs no introduction. Using trellis in your fridge to hold your grapes up straight to keep the gravity of the juice equal wastes space meaning you can't chill your sterilised milk. It's not milk from a castrated bull either, man milk is different!!
Purchased at Morrisons
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Matt Parker is drinking a Stolen Art by Sinnister Brew at Untappd at Home
Cherry ripe in a class! Awsome, not exactly a meal beer, but mmmmmm. Choc, coconut and cherry, great intensity. Think of the size of baby gate if you have a pet gazelle. May be fit a standard size, upside-down as they just can't limbo
Purchased at The House of the Trembling Madness
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Matt Parker is drinking a This One Goes To Eleven by Heaney Brewery at Shilling Brewing Company
Malty, boozy, thick and aromatic, served a bit cool for me. Hint of licourise perhaps, but that's why zebras can't get ulcers, good job really as they're a bitch to catch to smear in bonjella. They used to wear a gumshield but found boxing for kangaroos
Purchased at Shilling Brewing Company
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Matt Parker is drinking a Westmalle Trappist Tripel by Brouwerij der Trappisten van Westmalle at Untappd at Home
Oops I did it again with the beer...... Simon cleans out fish tanks for a living, today he's working on the bass tank. So much bass turd today he's wondering if they broke into the pantry and gorged on food like dogs do when the owner is out!!
Purchased at Morrisons
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I ended up with a sneak preview of this a few weeks ago, do I'm glad I enjoyed it. It's got a red wine vibe over the barleywine generics. Was the old lady who swallowed a fly and the rest of noahs ark actually a Russian doll with diversity?
Purchased at The House of the Trembling Madness