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If You're Still Breathing (Ghost 1027) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking an If You're Still Breathing (Ghost 1027) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Watching Olympics, specifically the Men’s Golf final round and enjoying this beer. Let’s go Schauffle!!!

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Very Varied by Bearded Iris Brewing

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Very Varied by Bearded Iris Brewing at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

A nice beer. Very juicy & smooth, lots of peach, apricot & melon, followed by quite a bit of dankness. Some honeysuckle & orange blossom, too. I’m really liking this.

Purchased at Kettles & Grains

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Dopamine (Ghost 1043) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Dopamine (Ghost 1043) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Drinking my anger, frustration, sadness & depression away resulting from the National’s Fire Sale today. Thankfully I have awesome beers from AT to drown my sorrows. This one is a fantastic, creamy OJ bomb DDH’d w/Mosaic, Talus, Galaxy & El Dorado. Wow!

Purchased at Adroit Theory Brewing

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Bourbon County Brand Stout (2020) 14.6% by Goose Island Beer Co.

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2020) 14.6% by Goose Island Beer Co. at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Even though BCS used to be much better when GI was independent, this is still one of my favorite all time beers.

Purchased at Total Wine & More

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Spend That Cake by Precarious Beer Project

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Spend That Cake by Precarious Beer Project at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Nice, but more than a little underwhelming. It says it was brewed w/red velvet sheet cake so I was expecting the flavors of chicly& cream cheese, but I’m not getting that really. I get some chocolate, quite a bit of vanilla & cake frosting.

Purchased at Shell

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Licuados by The Bruery

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Licuados by The Bruery at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Bananas Foster in a glass! Huge flavors of roasted malt, bananas & cinnamon (the cinnamon here is complementary to the bananas & roasted malt, not clashing) w/some vanilla & a kiss of dark chocolate. Banana really works here adding both fruit & creaminess

Purchased at The Bruery Store

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Ruekeller: Maibock by The Bruery

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Ruekeller: Maibock by The Bruery at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

I love it when a brewery known for MASSIVE, adjunct-heavy, delicious stouts & sours can equally pull off clean, classic German-styles too. Thai Maibock is everything I enjoy in the style: malty, bready, peppery, floral, w/notes of honey & honeysuckle.

Purchased at The Bruery Store

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Ruse (2021) by Hardywood Park Craft Brewery

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Ruse (2021) by Hardywood Park Craft Brewery at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Picked this up @ Hardywood a few weeks ago & decided to crack it open tonight & damn, is it drinking delicious tonight! Stout flavors up front, malty & roasty up front, w/some chocolate & a hint of smoke, flowed by TONS of dark cherry, oak & some vanilla.

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Colonization (Ghost 1005) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Colonization (Ghost 1005) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Another outstanding Hazy TIPA from AT! This one, DDH’d w/Citra & Mosaic, is smooth, citrusy (orange & grapefruit w/some melon) & a little dank in the finish.

Purchased at Adroit Theory Brewing

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I Believe in IPA! (Level 89) Earned the I Believe in IPA! (Level 89) badge!
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AK [Genesis Warrior Edition] (Ghost 1004) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking an AK [Genesis Warrior Edition] (Ghost 1004) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

DDH’d w/Citra, El Dorado, Motueka, Taiheke (a hop I’ve never heard of) & Styrian Wolf (another hop I’ve never heard of). Tons of citrusy juice & hints of dankness are blended beautifully to make an outstanding TIPA. The 10% ABV is dangerously hidden.

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Morpheus (Ghost 1003) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Morpheus (Ghost 1003) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

This is the first time I’ve had this beer from AT, & I’m kicking myself for not having it earlier. Massively tropical, w/lots of orange, pineapple & mango. A hint of resinous pine in the finish, but there’s enough sweetness from the juiciness for balance.

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Misanthropic Apathy (Ghost 996) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Misanthropic Apathy (Ghost 996) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Another outstanding Hazy IPA from AT! DDH’d w/Citra, Galaxy, Zappa (a hop I’ve not heard of before, but Fank would be happy that a hop was named after him), Azacca & El Dorado. Complex, w/lots of juicy citrus & summer stone fruit, spices & a floral bite.

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Heretics of IX (Ghost 997) by Adroit Theory

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Heretics of IX (Ghost 997) by Adroit Theory at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

As always, AT delivers the awesomeness. DDH’d w/Citra & Mosaic producing big fruity flavors, especially pineapple, peach, apricot & melon. A little dank but incredibly refreshing & drinkable. Love this brewery.

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Hi-Wire Lager by Hi-Wire Brewing

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Hi-Wire Lager by Hi-Wire Brewing at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

A nice light American lager & exponentially better than that macro-American lager...stuff. Thanks Brian for picking this tasty, malty, biscuity, crisp, refreshing, satisfying beer. I could drink several of these all day at a tailgate!

Purchased at Total Wine & More

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Original Hochzeitsbier von 1810 by Brauerei Hofstetten

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking an Original Hochzeitsbier von 1810 by Brauerei Hofstetten at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

Thanks Brian for picking up this delicious Marzen bier!

Purchased at German Gourmet

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Ettaler Heller Bock by Klosterbrauerei Ettal

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking an Ettaler Heller Bock by Klosterbrauerei Ettal at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

If I ever get back to Germany, this brewery is high on my list of breweries to visit! This exceptional Heller Bock is a prime example for why. Crisp, malty, smooth, rich, biscuity, peppery, floral, satisfying. Thanks Brian for this fantastic lager!

Purchased at German Gourmet

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Hofstettner Kübelbier by Brauerei Hofstetten

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Hofstettner Kübelbier by Brauerei Hofstetten at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

A delicious, crisp, refreshing, satisfying example of the Zwickelbier style. Malty & biscuity up front, followed by some black pepper & fishes w/some floral, slightly bitter hops. Everything is in balance & is Perry’s a post workout beer. Thanks, Brian!!

Purchased at German Gourmet

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Winter Lager by Audacious Aleworks

Jeffrey Garrison is drinking a Winter Lager by Audacious Aleworks at Nowhere, Thanks to F*cking Covid!

A very nice, malty, bready lager. Smooth & satisfying, only I’m used to some spices in winter lagers & ales, such as clove, allspice, etc., or hints of stone fruit (think a little like dopplebock flavors) & I’m missing that here. Still this is very tasty.

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